RETIREES MASTERS Fake News Headline
April 13, 2026
WEEK 2 OF RETIREES MASTERS and some other important stuff
April 05, 2026
MASTERS MONTH and more..
MASTERS MONTH STARTS THIS WEEK

Last year's Masters champ Alex Birukow trying on the Green Jacket
Thursday is the first of two rounds to determine our Retirees Masters champion for this season — as always, it is your choice to participate or not. The winner will have the lowest net score for the two rounds played.
Play your round, turn in the scorecard, include your GROSS & NET scores clearly entered, THEN WRITE YOUR SCORES AND HANDICAP on the results sheet posted on our bulletin board. Please use the same handicap for both rounds.
Remember that the success of this competition requires everyone being accurate and following the instructions.
VOLUNTEER NEEDED to verify scores after they are entered on the results sheet. Check the score card score and the posted one are correct. If can help with this job please contact John or email us. (perfect job for you and your regular playing partners to volunteer for.)
RETIREES FEES ARE DUE
Your $30 early bird fee is due now — the rate goes up May 1. Please pay with eTransfer (use our email address: birchankretiress@gmail.com).
NOTE:
If you eTransfered fees previously, it should still be set up in your banking app.
Please fill out the online registration prior to sending eTransfer or paying John. Click on the ONLINE REGISTRATIONS link at the top of this page.
ONLINE TOURNAMENT REGISTRATIONS OPEN
Almost all the registration links are open so that you can sign up early for this year's tournaments. The our of town events do not many details yet, but I advise you to sign up now to make sure you don't miss out.
If things change and you need to drop out that is better than trying to get in to the event at the last minute. Click on the ONLINE REGISTRATIONS link at the top of this page.
OPENING SCRAMBLE AND LUNCH - APRIL 30
Sign up online now for our opening team scramble and lunch on April 30.
Teams will be formed from the list of players who enter and pay the $30 entry fee. Total team handicaps will be as close to equal as we can make them, no handicaps will be used during play.
Teams play a scramble format from tee to green but using at least 4 drives from each player. A single team score is recorded for each hole.
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| Last year's Opening Scramble winning team |
March 31, 2026
APRIL NEWS FROM RETIREES GOLF
THIS WEEK (April 2) UPDATED
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| A couple of brave souls April 2 (not Retirees) brave the driving rain and snowflakes while we were warm and dry in the Bistro |
Thursday -
March 29, 2026
- THURSDAY, April 2 is the official opening of the season and we are plan to have FREE coffee and treats available for all who attend. The weather forecast doesn't look great, but rain or shine we will be there.
- Drop in for a coffee, pay your Retirees Club fees ($30), sign up for a tee time for April 9, volunteer to help out with the May 21 Invitational or any other of the monthly events.
- If you want to continue with the Retirees Majors events for each month, then we will need a group to look after the results (April would be Masters month).
OUR WEBSITE: birchbankretireesclub.blogspot.comOur email address: birchbankretirees@gmail.com
March 23, 2026
2026 HERE WE GO!
RETIREES SEASON BEGINS APRIL 2
Regular sign up sheet for designated Retirees tee times will be posted Thursday, March 26.
Once the sign up sheet is turned into the Pro Shop, any changes must be done through the Pro Shop — empty tee times will be filled by them as needed. Please stick to your tee time unless told otherwise by the Pro Shop.
All players should check in with the Pro Shop before teeing off.
FEES & REGISTRATION
$30.00 if paid before the end of April, please use eTransfer.
Please use the Online Registrations link at the top of the screen to register for the 2026 season — this cuts our paperwork to almost zero.
NEW MEMBERS
Please pass this information along to any newly retired golfers looking to join us and have them email us at: birchbankretirees@gmail.com
September 20, 2025
WHITFORD & SWANSON TAKE OVERALL TITLES
2025 RETIREES CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
45 members of the Retirees Club teed off Sept 18 to determine the Club Champions. Three flights of players competed for the Overall Title, Flight winners, and KP/LP prizes.
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| L-R Ken Swanson (Overall Low Net), Don Whitford Overall Low Gross) |
It was a fine Autumn day, with sunshine and comfortable temperatures for the full 18 holes thanks to the meticulous planning by the volunteers running the event.
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| "A" Flight: L-R; Chris Vlanich (2nd), Dave Muir (1st), Bob Elliott (3rd) |
Following the completion of play, the players enjoyed a steak dinner and tasty desserts as well as a refreshing beverage while having a laugh or two about how they played.
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| "B" Flight: L-R Brian Muskeyn (3rd), Paul Troseth (1st), Stan Trozzo (2nd) |
After the event prizes were awarded, several more draws were made for prizes some provided by the Trail Hockey Club Society, 50/50 cash prizes, and additional sleeves of golf balls
"C" Flight Results *** an error was found in the 3rd place results for this flight, the correct results are as follows (new photo will need to be arranged for posting here)
1st: Merv Olson
2nd: John Newton
3rd: John Rilkoff ***
THANK YOU
Thank you to everyone who volunteered, helped out when asked, made suggestions for improving things, and generally made things run as well as they could for the season.
Special thanks to all the members who have learned how to check in early at our events, how to use the online sign up link, have switched from cash only to using eTransfers for fees — it all makes our job a whole lot easier.
September 12, 2025
2025 SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP AND CLOSING MEAL
RETIREES CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP SEPT 18
The entry deadline is Saturday Sept 13 at noon, entry fee is $25.00 and includes tournament golf, steak sandwich lunch, individual prizes for Overall Low Net & Low Gross as well as 1st, 2nd, 3rd Low Net for each flight.
50/50 and door prize draw tickets will be sold at Check-in and at the conclusion of play.
CHECK IN - 8AM SHOTGUN START- 9AM
Here are a few photos taken during the 2025 season
CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS AND PHOTOS
FINAL RESULTS 2026 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP - Sept 17 2026 Birchbank Retirees Championships Forty Retirees Club members wrapped up the 2026 seaso...
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OPENING SCRAMBLE RESULTS Sunny, with blue skies and warm. Eleven teams participated in our opening scramble and lunch with every team under ...
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LATTANZIO OVER COMES HOSTILE CROWD TO WIN MASTERS John Lattanzio scored a best two rounds total of (67-72) 139 to overtake his neighbourhood...
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RED, WHITE, BLUE SCRAMBLE July 23 A slight overcast kept the temperature down at least until the teams were in the Bistro after their roun...



























